| Bio: | Hello. First let me start off by saying that I am not, in fact, the 13th Lemur. I am merely a spokesperson for the 13th Lemur, he who commands the legions of the Armies of the Lemur. We are many. We are legion. Fear us, and our strange manner of walking. Our large, seemingly vacant eyes and intense stares alone are enough to lodge fear right into the very marrow of your bones. Seriously. For now, the 13th Lemur has decided to hold off on his inevitable invasion of your nice little planet, mostly due to massive budget cuts to the Lemur Legion, and our numerous and failed attempts to develop any kind of technology. But, once we overcome these minor obstacles, rest assured, no one is same. No, not even you. You, in the back? You're fine. The rest of you? Watch it. |